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Written by brickhouse
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Saturday, 07 April 2007 |
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Kennedy (Fun Fairy)
Place of Birth: “Cowtown, Alberta”
DOB: May 7, 19__
Astrological sign: Taurus (stubborn and Hot!)
What she listens to: You (the interviewer)
Boxers or Briefs: None (?)
Favourite Food: Man Weiners (do Martini’s count?)
Status: Uber-Single
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Charity: My Own (to help pay off my student loan) or ALS
Favorite Colour: Ganja Green
Bad Habit: Self-massage
Fantasy: Doing IT in a hot air balloon: wine required
Preferred spa service: “Happy-Ending” Massage
On her next album: Titties
Look: I wake up and put on whatever’s appropriate; sometimes hooker heels, sometimes dirty jeans
Education: high school and College (BCIT Television Broadcasting)
Hardest Part of being in a fan club: making the meetings…
What helps: Bitches and Boobies
Gets Nervous When: Not enough flows
Aspiration: Hollywood producer
Golden Rule: Never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun and if you ever get lonely, go to the record store and visit your friends.
Internet: Porn
What you might not know about her: I work for Famous People
Hobby: If I wasn’t a personal assistant; I would be a lawyer or a porn star (who knows)
Describe yourself: I’m tall and my boobs are naturally ‘spectacular’.
Advice: “use condoms”
Inspiration: rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous; like Tom Cruise
Life: “Dance like no one’s watching; love like it’s never going to hurt…”
Final Words: “Love you long time!”
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Brenda (Vice Pres) 
